so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
I have post one night stand depression
Randomize
