are you still at the devil's house?
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
i was getting a blow-job tonight in the mens bathroom of a bar and the bouncer comes in and says "bro i don't mean to cock block but you cant do that here."
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
I am never drinking with the goths again.
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
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