butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
she was so wasted that she tried to tuck me in and read the jokes on the taco bell sauce as a bed time story
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
Who shows up to work two weeks ago still drunk and freshly high on blow and gets a promotion and a raise? This girl. Good at business. Super good at being fucked up.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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