dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
Randomize