i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
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