rhymes with "ouble enetration"
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
Randomize