i just pissed myself at work. maybe they'll buy the old coffee spill trick
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
I love you. Go after that dick
"They let me see the x-ray. My nose is broken. I saw it. It was cool. Well, I guess it would be cooler if it wasn't my nose."
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
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