There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
You called to teach me about fire safety, meowed a whole bunch, said "I hope you are not on fire" and hung up.
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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