He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
I have two bottles of emergency tequila stashed under my desk at work.
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
It's a testament to the kinds of spouses/parents we will be that we get so wasted but still show up to every class on time. We honor our commitments bitches!
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