How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
Sorry I didn't call this morning. Ended up with a decorated war veteran last night who besides finding the enemy, KNEW where the fuck my G spot was. He gets a medal in my book!
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Randomize
