How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
Well, I have a text in my phone that just says "Scrumtrelescent" from a girl I have in here as "Cheesy Tits", so you figure out how my night was going.
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
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