Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
Also this time, I didn't have a random creepy guy come up from behind me, grab my junk, and whisper "where's the cocaine?" in my ear. So that's also a win.
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
Randomize