Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
i woke up to find out i googled the Twilight Eclipse trailer. so either drunk me doesn't know that i'm straight, or sober me doesn't know that i'm gay
Is it bad that John just came to my work to have sex with me bc I felt bad that he slept on his porch last night locked out and I missed all his calls?
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
I was pissing in the urinal at the concert and some drunk chick ran in and yelled 'but the lines to fucking long' then ran out with 10 state troopers chasing her... Yeah
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
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