You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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