I love hooters. This dumb bartender is saying how coffee dehydrates you so that's why she sometimes just eats the coffee grinds wake up.
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
Randomize
