i just saw a homeless guy running after a pigeon, catch it and put it in his jacket pocket. I'm not sure if the bird is now his pet or dinner!
Omg. Well, welcome to Oakland...
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
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