OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
I need to calm my uterus...
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
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