i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
I walked in on my roommate finishing watching something on his computer. There was cum all over his screen. He awkwardly said hi and pulled up his pants.
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
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