just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
She always acts like she's doing me a favor with a hand job. I've been giving myself hand jobs for almost 20 years.
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
We are all done wearing pants today
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
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