She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
Apparently it's illegal to hit pedestrians with coke cans... But the cop complimented my arm. That's a win in my book.
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
Do you know why I woke up with a half peeled lemon in my purse with a post-it that said "eat me" on it?
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
So. My mom went grocery shopping for me while I was at work & brought the food here. Cool bc my dildo was laying on the counter. Forgot I left it out. I am sure she saw. Im mortified.
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