When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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