Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
got arrested for "breaking and entering" last night when i supposedly went into the wrong house made a sandwich and tried jerking off to porn on the tv...the cops told me they came in while my dick was out...oh and i missed work this morning and got fired
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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