I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
He started to lose his balance halfway through his "commencement speech" at the top of the staircase. The rest is bloody, profanity-laiden history.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
How am I?!! The turkey is dry as shit, I'm watching football in low def and there's no beer b/c everyone is in aa. Fuck giving thanks.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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