she kept yelling 'call me bella'
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
I just got through airport security with 5 grams of weed in my back pocket. Either I deserve a metal or the government is slacking
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
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