Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
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