I wanna passion pit in your ass
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
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