Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
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