Me. At least after what I've been through.
Wow.. I was doing a mental check of my bank balance & I literally just said to myself: 'I have 27 dollars and a bottle of tequila til tuesday-ill be fine'
hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...
dear life, i get it, drinking is not a contest
Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
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