I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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