hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
I was so drunk last night i ate cereal with a fork.
I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
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