Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
While the bouncer was checking my purse, he found a bag of pasta noodles in it and asked me why I put them in my purse. I said to him: "So the guy knows I can cook."
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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