And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
I gargles a mimosa for breakfast. It's gonna be a killer Monday.
I'm pretty sure that my eyebrow is going to be swollen from a sex injury tomorrow and possibly a black eye. If it forms that way it wiil be the second time. Different eyeball. Different decade.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
Randomize
