I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
as a side note pls kill me
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