so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
Showing up at the grocery store at 5am to have the clerk sprint to the condom cabinet waiving the keys because you told him to hurry it was an emergency
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
I told the cop to try walking in heels and he'd understand why I was walking home without then on. He told me he only does that on Wednesdays.
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
Maybe he injected his testicle?
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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