yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Tell mom and/or dad that I am going to be home late. I am really blazed. Don't tell them that part, though.
He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
did that guy on the oscars really just tell me to text a dolphin?
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
;)
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
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