I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
They left me at home... I'm a liability
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