I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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