You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
what's the name of the guy at the bank you blew to get the lower interest rate?
um. wrong number, but good luck with your loan
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
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