I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
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