And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
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