i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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