Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
I am one with the molecules
I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
Randomize
