whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
I flashed the bar tender last night. Apparently I wanted a whiskey to go and that was the golden ticket. This is why I never come home
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
You can now call me Rabbi, and I can now perform weddings, funerals, and other services in all fifty states. You're welcome, world.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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