If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
disregard all texts ive sent you minus taco motherfucking bell
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
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