Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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