I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
I'm always down for nudity.
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