I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
i said cake fell into my bra, you stood up and yelled "Im coming soldier", leaped acrossed the couch and started motorboating my boobs. i would have been cool with it if your mom didnt keep calling me the "lesbiainizer"
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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