Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
you may be an alcoholic when your drug dealer calls to yell at you for drinking too
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
You tried to lick the lightbulb and fell off of the chair onto my wife and gave her a concussion. Did i mention you were naked?
Randomize
