bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
Also, I'm sewing my entire Halloween costume by hand. I better get laid at every single party I go to.
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
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