Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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