The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
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