We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
A 3am FaceTime to go to IHOP is the closest thing to a bootycall that I'm getting
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
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