just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
Last night I made him sit on my bed and finish my burrito bowl as I chanted "brucey" over and over until he was done like they did in Matilda with the chocolate cake
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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